yologna:

i let my laundry basket overflow because i like to push my limits in life

guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

I SAW YOUR MOM OUTSIDE THE DOG SHELTER TODAY

OMG YEAH MY MOM VOLUNTEERS THERE ALL THE TIME !!! 

reheals:

in this generation, you can’t tell if someone is 13 or 18

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sometimes all u can say is “yikes” and just move tf on lol

plasticbagvevo:

plasticbagvevo:

lady gaga? why not gentleman gaga? end racism now!

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gabite:

it’s been a long day… and by day I mean penis… my penis..

reallllly long day… like wow that’s so big…

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