killfith:

neongenesist:

kyrigiris:

it’s a metaphor. you put the spider between your teeth, but you don’t actually swallow it, so you stay average and spiders georg remains an outlier who shouldn’t have been counted.

This is it. This is the beginning of the end. Eventually every single overused joke will be combined into one giant post that is the death of fun as this website collapses in on itself and we all go straight to skeleton hell jail

Not all jokes

lggyzalea:

freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.

carolxne:

lmao my mom got me long hamsters haha why these hamsters so long

carolxne:

lmao my mom got me long hamsters haha why these hamsters so long

vuov:

'Raise boys and girls the same way' - Jenny Holzer, Instillation, candlestick park 1987

vuov:

'Raise boys and girls the same way' - Jenny Holzer, Instillation, candlestick park 1987

korra:

i would describe myself as a “stay-at-home dragon”

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