crimexturtle:

Spending my night ruining the free world.

hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

justsmilebackx:

beyoncevevo:

finish this sentence:

I cant believe I 

fucked a pair of socks. they were my mother’s socks. my father warned me not to fuck the socks but I felt the overwhelming desire to fuck them. I am going to jail because I fucked a pair of socks

backdoorteenmom:

She didn’t even rant she just posted the achievements of her Mexican friend

georqeweasley:

im laughing so hard

georqeweasley:

im laughing so hard

brigwife:

filmcrack:


The famous depiction of galloping horses by using coconut shells came about from the purely practical reason that the production simply couldn’t afford real horses.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
via IMDb

#and also they would have to go through weeks of horse riding training#and they just couldnt be arsed with it#that is another reason palin said so himslef

brigwife:

filmcrack:

The famous depiction of galloping horses by using coconut shells came about from the purely practical reason that the production simply couldn’t afford real horses.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

via IMDb

adventuresingay:

How I deal with ignorance.

hi:

ok so someone took one of my posts and changed it and made it look like i said something extremely different

if you’re on a laptop you can click the little source thing of the post and see the original post is about food or some dumb thing like most of my posts lol

but im sorry if that edited…

toyota:

OMFG

leovaldicaprio:

littleme60:

OMG!

THIS WAS THE PRESENTATION VIDEO BEFORE THE FIRST HANNAH MONTANA EPISODE IM DYINGGGGG

THIS IS 2006 IN ONE VIDEO

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
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