cuntgradulation5:

makeitearlgrey:

aquabreeze:

master-bruce-wayne:

ursulatheseabitchh:

laterinthecaveoflesbians:

thisiswhiteculture:

magnacarterholygrail:

clarknokent:

heartbreakes:

jesscaasqueaks:

50starsand13bars:

Don’t stereotype us and then complain if we stereotype you.

actually this is the “my daddy pays for everything and ive never had a job GO Greek!” outfit. 

The “My name is Preston, and I enjoy roofie-ing girls with my best buds and wearing matching sweaters” look

The ” I’ve never been with a black girl before haha” look

The “I’m drunk on somebody else’s PBR, when are you gonna play some Imagine Dragons, brah?” look

The “My Best FRiend Is Black. I Forgot His Name and Don’t Invite Him to My Neighborhood Though” look

The “I Crashed the Car My Parents Bought Me and They Got Me a New One the Next Day” look

The “Wait, Your Parents DIDN’T Give You a Yacht for Your 16th Birthday?” look.

The “Im a finance major but even if I flunk out my dad is gonna hire me” outfit

The “My maid brings a catered lunch to lacrosse practice, Romney 2016” look

the “I’m not racist i have black friends and why are you ignoring MY problems” look.

The “I’m have a secret boyfriend but don’t tell my arranged girlfriend with money” look

the “sorry my Romney bro tank is dirty, also I don’t believe in global warming”

cuntgradulation5:

makeitearlgrey:

aquabreeze:

master-bruce-wayne:

ursulatheseabitchh:

laterinthecaveoflesbians:

thisiswhiteculture:

magnacarterholygrail:

clarknokent:

heartbreakes:

jesscaasqueaks:

50starsand13bars:

Don’t stereotype us and then complain if we stereotype you.

actually this is the “my daddy pays for everything and ive never had a job GO Greek!” outfit. 

The “My name is Preston, and I enjoy roofie-ing girls with my best buds and wearing matching sweaters” look

The ” I’ve never been with a black girl before haha” look

The “I’m drunk on somebody else’s PBR, when are you gonna play some Imagine Dragons, brah?” look

The “My Best FRiend Is Black. I Forgot His Name and Don’t Invite Him to My Neighborhood Though” look

The “I Crashed the Car My Parents Bought Me and They Got Me a New One the Next Day” look

The “Wait, Your Parents DIDN’T Give You a Yacht for Your 16th Birthday?” look.

The “Im a finance major but even if I flunk out my dad is gonna hire me” outfit

The “My maid brings a catered lunch to lacrosse practice, Romney 2016” look

the “I’m not racist i have black friends and why are you ignoring MY problems” look.

The “I’m have a secret boyfriend but don’t tell my arranged girlfriend with money” look

the “sorry my Romney bro tank is dirty, also I don’t believe in global warming”

unlimited-nipnops:

jamieaiken919:

lilyhatesjazzhands:

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know”

team “I’m going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them”

Team “I slept in this shirt but I’m too lazy to put on a different one”

miscaitlin:

teachers put the ass in assignments

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

folieadetox:

christmas list:

  • no more anxiety 
  • $$$$$$
  • clear skin
cookingchannel:

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the world’s most pressing problems has finally been solved. There are now fully edible cupcake wrappers. Sorry to those of you who were hoping for world peace or Segway 2.

cookingchannel:

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the world’s most pressing problems has finally been solved. There are now fully edible cupcake wrappers. Sorry to those of you who were hoping for world peace or Segway 2.

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